Our Story

Currently, our story is that we've never created an online store before. That's what we're busy figuring out and trying to get finished as fast as we can for you lovely people.

In the meantime, bookmark our site and start telling everyone you know to do the same. Even better: Go sign up to our newsletter! That way, we can just shout when this site is properly up and running. It'll be like opening your email one of these days, only to discover you've been sent a big, sweet, juicy watermelon.

Fo' real! Stop reading this already. Hurry and go figure out how to sign up for that big, juicy fruit of an email.